Thursday, August 5, 2010

It's raining men (gay men)- HALLELUJAH

How did a person ever plan a wedding before gay men came out of the closet? This entire wedding is going to happen because of gay men. They are sooooooo out there and I love it and them!! They think out of the box. Their taste is exquisite, their sense of humor is biting and compliments flow from their lips like rain from a thundercloud. They love their dogs. Have I mentioned sensitive??? Their mama's must have made them go to charm school. They know how to dress and how to dress you. They pay attention to you when you speak. They have impeccable manners and they can flat cut a rug on the dance floor. They are not threatened by going to the opera or ballet. God must have given them all the green thumbs because their gardens are bursting with glorious, colorful blooms all year long. Not only do they grow flowers, but then they cut those flowers and arrange them in the most incredible arrangements. I'm not exactly sure why so many gay men are hairdressers, but thank the good Lord they have chosen this noble profession. They are strong and brave and are on the front line with you as you battle old age and graying hair. They cry with you when you tell them a sad story. I love a good straight man but sometimes, just sometimes, when some handsome hunk of a gay man goes by, the devil in me says..... now that's a crying shame. Forgive me Lord.

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