Saturday, August 7, 2010

Girl, you gotta give it up

The invitations have been mailed!!!!! Yea!!!!! Wedding invitations have more options than Carter has liver pills. So as not to bore anyone, we went with a classic engraved invitation. My dear co-worker patiently spaced and placed the wording. Precious didn't like Rook. So we started over. In the end, we were all very happy. Now, these
suckers must be assembled. Invite, tissue, reception card, tissue, stamped return envelope and reply card because apparently normal people don't know how to write a response card on their own. What do they teach in school? I digress. This assembly line took place on our dining room table. DO NOT ENTER the room if you are drinking or eating or chewing. If you own white gloves, that would be preferable. We check,
double check, triple check. We alphabetize and gently place them in the car for
transportation. We get to the post office and ask if hey hand cancel. NO. Next they take my invitations which are now like my babies and STUFF them into bins. A dagger pierced my heart. Please... They are alphabetized and oh so important. The postal worker looks at me and says with smile, Girl...you gotta give it up.

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