Working at the carwash

So today we are picking up the dress. That would be the wedding dress. I hope the motorcade has the street blocked and the police lead the way...just kidding... The alterations lady did suggest we pick it up in a van or SUV or ATV or whatever. Guess what this involves???? Getting the monster cleaned. This vehicle belongs to Precious. Precious is anti-littering and apparently anti throwing anything away. This heap hauls grass, plants, tools and boating paraphernalia. This boating equipment involves ski vests, gloves, shoes, wrenches, oil and other items that I can't name. This car has hauled the dogs and that means lots of hair. It is old, dirty, greasy and full of take out coffee cups, straws, and wrappers. The back window has quit working. He keeps a knife on the front seat to open the passenger side door. So now it is time to pick up this most marvelous garment. Guess I'll be heading to the car wash.